How your stalker girlfriend will catch you cheating

If you’re cheating, thinking about cheating, saw someone you think is hot, or smiled the wrong way at someone, there is a certain sort of girl who is just predisposed to see this as a violation of her sovereign territory. She will be right there to notice, accuse, and attack you for any perceived infidelity be it real or imagined.

If you’re actually thinking of cheating on her, but don’t want to get caught then there are a few things that you should know.

Shared computers will get you caught cheating

If you’re going to use cheating apps, dating apps, dating sites, or fling dating sites, then you don’t want to be using them on shared computers. Why? Because even if you clear the browser history, that information is recoverable. A savvy stalker girlfriend can not only recover that data by rolling back to a restore point, she can also go through your DNS cache and look through every single site you’ve been on for the past week.

Not only that but clearing the browser history is a red flag to her that you’ve been doing something nefarious behind her back. This is one of those human cheating errors that will get you caught, and it is neither difficult to execute, nor difficult to find out how to execute. A simple search over google will reveal a dozen different ways to recover the browser history including the two I just mentioned complete with how-to guides, FAQs, and links to software.

If the girlfriend wants the information bad enough, she will have it, and nothing short of vaporizing your hard drive will keep it from her.

Stalking Apps

Sometimes girlfriends just can’t handle their boyfriends having any relationship with any other woman. For them there are various new technologies to catch them cheating (or not cheating). One of those are stalking apps. Stalking apps are spyware for mobile devices that upload all of your activity on your mobile device to a server that can be accessed by your girlfriend (ie, the stalker) at any time.

The devices report your whereabouts, record the text of messages you send and receive, who you are getting phone calls from, the contents of your emails, passwords to social media sites, all of the media files in your memory, which sites you accessed via browser, your chat histories, and they can even take pictures of you at random.

While it’s extremely illegal to install such software on someone’s computer or mobile device without their consent, stalkers don’t much care what is legal and what is not. Instead they do things out of a compulsive and invasive need to know and control.

Some of these stalking apps cost hundreds of dollars but others can be readily downloaded from the dark web. While women are far more often the victims of this than men, men too get victimized from time to time.

So if there is spyware on your mobile device, you want to be sure how to identify that and get rid of it as quickly as possible. Here is a list of issues your mobile device might have if spyware is installed on it.

• Lights up randomly and for no reason
• Battery suddenly drains quickly
• Weird noises or beeps during calls
• Randomly shuts down or reboots
• Your data usage suddenly increases

If any of these things are happening to your phone then you need to scan it and have it removed, and presumably dump your girlfriend or boyfriend because they’re probably nuts.